Comments on: Strange Ontology: Week Beginning 8th October 2008 http://bloggingthemail.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/strange-ontology-week-beginning-8th-october-2008/ Fear and despair in the Daily Mail Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:46:45 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: bloggingthemail http://bloggingthemail.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/strange-ontology-week-beginning-8th-october-2008/#comment-3 bloggingthemail Tue, 14 Oct 2008 19:19:42 +0000 http://bloggingthemail.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-3 Curses. My cunning scheme had been to stick 'cancer' into the Mail's own search engine and pluck any story which had a specific 'causes cancer' reference in the title, ignoring all those fun 'Don't give in to council-Nazis: Bathe your kids in Heinz's finest' stories, because that's quicker and saves me having to plough through upwards of 25 stories a week. Your way is more intellectually honest though. I will try harder next week... Curses. My cunning scheme had been to stick ‘cancer’ into the Mail’s own search engine and pluck any story which had a specific ’causes cancer’ reference in the title, ignoring all those fun ‘Don’t give in to council-Nazis: Bathe your kids in Heinz’s finest’ stories, because that’s quicker and saves me having to plough through upwards of 25 stories a week. Your way is more intellectually honest though. I will try harder next week…

]]> By: DanH http://bloggingthemail.wordpress.com/2008/10/13/strange-ontology-week-beginning-8th-october-2008/#comment-2 DanH Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:56:20 +0000 http://bloggingthemail.wordpress.com/?p=21#comment-2 Strange ontology; stranger oncology. Got to have a system! Ahem. You can make custom Google RSS feeds like this, if it is of any help: http://news.google.co.uk/news?q=source:daily_mail+cancer&scoring=n&output=atom Tomato ketchup cures cancer! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1077373/Ignore-killjoys-Tomato-ketchup-good-children.html "It is rich in lycopene, the powerful, cancer-fighting antioxidant that gives tomatoes and other fruit and vegetables their bright colour." The sun causes cancer! NO! Cures cancer! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1077367/Rain-makes-fat-cloudy-skies-set-scars-tingling-The-surprising-ways-climate-affect-health-.html "CANCER: We all know sunny weather causes skin cancer, but it could also help protect against other cancers. " Sex causes cancer! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1077378/I-gave-sex-years-ago--best-thing-I-did.html "Some, like chlamydia, are undetectable and can remain in the body, wreaking havoc and causing infertility. I have also significantly reduced my odds of contracting cervical cancer. " Strange ontology; stranger oncology. Got to have a system! Ahem.

You can make custom Google RSS feeds like this, if it is of any help: http://news.google.co.uk/news?q=source:daily_mail+cancer&scoring=n&output=atom

Tomato ketchup cures cancer! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1077373/Ignore-killjoys-Tomato-ketchup-good-children.html

“It is rich in lycopene, the powerful, cancer-fighting antioxidant that gives tomatoes and other fruit and vegetables their bright colour.”

The sun causes cancer! NO! Cures cancer! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1077367/Rain-makes-fat-cloudy-skies-set-scars-tingling-The-surprising-ways-climate-affect-health-.html

“CANCER: We all know sunny weather causes skin cancer, but it could also help protect against other cancers. ”

Sex causes cancer! http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1077378/I-gave-sex-years-ago–best-thing-I-did.html

“Some, like chlamydia, are undetectable and can remain in the body, wreaking havoc and causing infertility. I have also significantly reduced my odds of contracting cervical cancer. “

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